For those of you wondering where The Bearded Man has been hiding lately, here's the short answer in three easy to follow photographs that he emailed to us last night.
One.
Apparently The Bearded Man knows someone we don't. Either that, or he's sleeping on the beach and was hired as a cabana boy at this joint.
Two
I'm betting this photo was taken from his sleeping bag. Just prior to being arrested for sleeping on the beach.
Three
We mentioned that we haven't heard from him in several weeks, right?
After three months of touring the first 58 National Parks in a van, The Bearded Man decided it was time to visit National Park number 59 and finish his tour. So off he flew to Virgin Island National Park, home to some of the most stunning wildlife in the world (wink, wink, nod, nod). We are expecting his final report any day now.
We've just been informed that this man is apparently financing The Bearded Man's extended stay.